I wish I could do what all the other cool kids do. Namely, been able to road trip it down to Cali for some Coachella fun in the sun. But alas, I was stuck here studying my weekend away and dreaming of accidentally bumping into Alex Skarsgard while down there and him being all like, "Oh sorry 'bout that, perhaps I can buy you a drink to make it up to you?" and me being all like, "Sure, but there is some waif like broad over there giving us cut eye, are you with her?", and him being all like, "Her? No way. I like girls with loves handles and semi-frizzy hair. Girls who eat burgers and who don't feel shy about going in for a second one. Yum. Burgers. Wanna make out a little bit?"
A girl can dream.
JE
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