"You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge".
"You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny".
"Remember the prom? You got so thin by then"
"Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever".
"I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound"
"That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?"
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