Yesterday I was hungover as hell so I ordered a medium pizza and garlic cheese bread. And a dipping sauce. Today there is nothing left. Nothing. It was the first time a carb mixed with cheese had hit my lips in ages. I blacked out, came to, and the pizza AND garlic bread were gone. Demolished. Stop judging me JP. I can feel you judging me from 200 miles away. And I swear to God JP, if you are any more than 5lbs skinnier than me for my birthday, I am lacing your cocktails with olive oil and switching out your baked lays for full fat ones. That was harsh. But I stand by my threats.
JE
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