Ya that's right. I murdered. Murdered two spiders on Friday out of cold blood. The big one totally had it coming. I actually saw it spin a small web, as if it was thinking of laying eggs in it or something. Not in my room, no way. So, I sprayed it with Pledge and then smashed it. Why the Pledge you ask? Would the smashing not have sufficed? Did I really have to bring the hurt with chemical warfare? Well my answer is yes I did. Because I needed to be sure that if any other spiders were lurking around the room watching this go down, that they get the message loud and clear. This is my house bitches. So back off and get your own sandwich. I mean room.
JE
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