Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Email Excerpt

You are much too skinny and proportionate than I, to be worrying about my weight loss. I am merely trying to get to your level of thinness in order not to look like an elephant beside you at your birthday:


Random Guest: “WHhhoaaah who is that elephant.”


JE: “Oh that’s my cousin. Please don’t say anything to her. She is my friend and is very sensitive about the extra lbs. Oh and keep her away from the cake.”


JP

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